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pika-brew:

memeguy-com:

I didnt know body wash could be so sexy and condescending


Every time I see this post I think it’s a fire extinguisher and I get really confused

pika-brew:

memeguy-com:

I didnt know body wash could be so sexy and condescending

Every time I see this post I think it’s a fire extinguisher and I get really confused

(via imhidinginmymindpalace)

— 3 hours ago with 631729 notes

90% of horse movies

girl:*finds horse who is impaired in some way*
girl:dad can I keep it
dad:no there's no hope for it let's go
girl:dad u idiot u don't get me
girl:*visits horse in middle of the night*
*cuts to girl riding the horse in an open field bc she is free and her dad can't control her*
dad:how dare u
girl:just let me prove to u this horse is special
girl:*enters race*
girl:*wins*
dad:u make me so proud
horse:*whinnies*
— 3 hours ago with 210446 notes

oate:

you only realise how bad the jokes on this site are until you actually say one out loud

(Source: oate, via unescapable)

— 3 hours ago with 526434 notes